cmkz:
Pick up the nearest book to you.
Turn to page 45.
The first sentence describes your sex life in 2012:AND NOW!
welp.“Is that her ring?” I asked.
………oh god.
“TO THE PATIO!”
“Using the sponge, rub gently in a circular motion.”
I’m not even joking.
“I could feel eyes upon me, and not simply those of the guardian neighbor across the street.” LOL OMG CREEPY!!
evolutionsdarling reblogged this from sofuckingchuffed and added:
City under my feet.” …I don’t like the sound
shampooing-trainer reblogged this from shibopanda and added:
“He doesn’t even lose to poison” Um Okay?
xgetonmylevelx reblogged this from dat-amazing-arse and added:
rub… And that’s all I Would ever be-forever alone. FML
thedithatcould reblogged this from mycroftsumbrella and added:
“I am much mistaken if there are not some among us to whom a ball would be rather a punishment than a pleasure.” O.O is...
dat-amazing-arse reblogged this from timetraveling-lemon and added:
“Aunt Petunia found a few moldy blankets in the second room and made up a bed for Dudley on the moth-eaten sofa.” Oh....
timetraveling-lemon reblogged this from vicivefallen and added:
“An ambiguously worded agreement” Damn English grammar exam, making me receive prediction on my future sexual life by...
universalgrandma reblogged this from free-birds-fly and added:
“TO… 50 designs for compact cabins
qqnqui reblogged this from marmosette and added:
‘With a great deal of pleasure, sir, at any time,’ said Mr Knightly laughing; ‘and I agree with you entirely that it...
free-birds-fly reblogged this from magicaltoastcanfly and added:
“We slog back to the train in silence.” dear god when was catching fire that weird
praytomusic reblogged this from haveyoumetthefrench and added:
Son Of God becomes human...become the human son of God.” Wat
zero-- reblogged this from haveyoumetthefrench and added:
“Is… “Musicians, Dancers and actors from around...world” OHELLO, LUCKY ME!
haveyoumetthefrench reblogged this from moriartini and added:
“Why not?” Scarily accurate omg
discoballtextiles reblogged this from moriartini and added:
“The upswing is that, having eliminated the need for both eating and sleeping, you have a full twenty-four hours a day...
moriartini reblogged this from sofuckingchuffed and added:
“Oww, dammit! (Beat.) …fine.” I am… concerned. Mostly because this has already happened? (Also, unsurprising that a play...
gdlovely reblogged this from marmosette and added:
“And, after that, there’s a partnership offered….So you’ll hardly want to know me any more.”
ponycathybrid reblogged this from thebadsamaritan and added:
one o’clock when we left No.3, Lauriston Gardens” That doesn’t really make sense.
magicaltoastcanfly reblogged this from afghanistan--or--iraq and added:
“Then he really let one go at me, and the next thing I knew I was on the goddam floor again.”
thebadsamaritan reblogged this from mycroftsumbrella and added:
“Elle ne le ressentait pas.”, which loosely translates to “She didn’t feel it.” Well, great.
musingsofandrea reblogged this from vicivefallen and added:
“I could feel eyes upon me, and not simply those of the guardian neighbor across the street.” LOL OMG CREEPY!!
tethered-to-your-heart reblogged this from h0say-me0w and added:
‘we have to act as a team and stick together as long as it takes’ I see.
h0say-me0w reblogged this from moooj and added:
“TO… ‘He breathed deeply of...listening to the hoot
sofuckingchuffed reblogged this from mycroftsumbrella and added:
’ “I should head home actually,” I said. ‘ Accurate.
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hatersmakemeefamous reblogged this from i-have-heart and added:
the… ‘I shake that image from my mind and concentrate on
buckthorn reblogged this from mycroftsumbrella and added:
“for a moment larry thought he was going to puke.” :(
diewithmebabe reblogged this from afghanistan--or--iraq and added:
“Hey psycho, what’s up?”
i-have-heart reblogged this from hipstersbleedroses and added:
“in the way a gentleman should” Erm….
afghanistan--or--iraq reblogged this from vicivefallen and added:
“It was New Orleans.” uhm.. okay?
mycroftsumbrella reblogged this from hipstersbleedroses and added:
“All ended up crammed into his mouth.”
marmosette reblogged this from vicivefallen and added:
“These strange details, far from making the case more difficult, have really had the effect of making it less so.”
mauvecardigans reblogged this from vicivefallen and added:
“No…it isn’t sorcery…it’s speed!” That awkward moment when RuroKen is the only book near you
hipstersbleedroses reblogged this from vicivefallen and added:
Oh. My. God. “The air, when I entered, was full of falling drops of moisture.”
vicivefallen reblogged this from strawlyn and added:
“Using the sponge, rub gently in a circular motion.” I’m not even joking.
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blacknataku reblogged this from strawlyn and added:
“Still, he was very old and feeble, and there were two visitors.” …. Thank you Mister Lovecraft.
strawlyn reblogged this from iceeyu and added:
“TO THE PATIO!”
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vintagefag reblogged this from zeezeetheavenger and added:
“come now little boy. its time to choose..” ……….WELL THEN. I….DONT KNOW HOW TO REACT
zeezeetheavenger reblogged this from shoemeow-vas-millennium-falcon and added:
2012…the year of really weird sex…
shoemeow-vas-millennium-falcon reblogged this from zeezeetheavenger and added:
“How now!” said Scrooge, caustic and cold as ever, “What do you want with me?” Yeah.. thank you, Charles Dickens.
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notawallet reblogged this from cmkz and added:
“So well intended, and yet so insulting,” Gale whispers...my ear. WOW. GEE. THANKS, GALE.
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cherryzebra said:
“A neoclassical Georgian house in the center of London.” … at least it’s an actual description?
aboveup reblogged this from cmkz and added:
“In time they would accept me, and I could move freely among them.” Mad Ship by Robin Hobb. I guess I’m a misfigured...
iceeyu reblogged this from cmkz and added:
“Is that her ring?” I asked. ………oh god.
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